Someone's in the hallway with Derek

He's been sandin' in the hallway,
All the live long day.
He's been sandin' in the hallway,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the sander humming?
Dust landing everywhere.
You can't hear the Captain singing
"Derek, sand that hall?"

Derek, won't you sand,
Derek, won't you sand,
Derek, won't you sand that hall?
Derek, won't you sand,
Derek, won't you sand,
Derek, won't you sand that hall?

Someone's in the hallway with Derek.
Someone's in the hallway, I know.
Someone's in the hallway with Derek
Sanding on all the trim.

Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Sanding on all the trim.